Fictional campaign notice: everything here is for humor and parody.
Who are we?
Built for maximum theatrical leadership.
We are the Gordon Central Dictatorship Party. We are dictators and followers of dictators, very correct /s.
We aim to provide a hell for whoever may be living in our state.
If you follow Gordon, Gordon may give you a piece of land for you to become a dictator yourself.
Why us?
Three unstoppable campaign advantages.
- We have Gordon.
- We are dictators. Who doesn't love dictators? /s
- Just vote for us already.
Our services
Premium nonsense, delivered with confidence.
- Guessing your mom and dad's gender.
- Creating a GCDP application letter.
- Converting Gordon dollars.
